Our Values

• Torque Specs

  Every bolt is torqued to a number we asked a chatbot for. We then wrote it down with extreme confidence. Please do not check the service manual.

  Source

  Trust me bro

• It don't matter

  Wrong part? It don't matter. Doesn't fit? It don't matter. Check engine light? Electrical tape. It don't matter. This is not a strategy. It is the only strategy.

  Torque Spec

  It don't matter

• Ego

  We are never wrong. Not even when we are. Especially when we are. If the car is on fire, we just upgraded the heater.

  Mistakes admitted

  Zero

• Zip Ties Are Structural

  Zip ties, duct tape, Loctite, and JB Weld: the holy quartet of load-bearing components. If it moves and it should not, tape. If it still moves, JB Weld. If it does not move and it should, hammer.

  Rated load

  Enough

• Paint Pen = Inspected

  One stripe of paint pen on a bolt means it has been torqued, verified, and blessed. By us. Once. Probably on a day we were not tired.

  Bolts marked

  Most of them

• Crashes Are Content

  If the camera wasn't rolling, it didn't happen. If the camera was rolling, deflect. Either way we're posting it.

  Views per crash

  Dozens

• The Camry Is Fine

  It's a '96 Camry. It's competing in an endurance race. It is fine. Stop asking. Do not look under it.

  Status

  Fine

• Measure Once, Cut Twice

  The first cut is a learning experience. The second cut is where we act like we planned it. There is no third cut. We ran out of tube.

  Tolerance

  ± a lot

• Receipts Are a Rumor

  The budget is a suggestion and we have no memory of what anything cost. If you ask the treasurer, he'll point you to Nyle's fruit stand.

  Money spent

  Yes

These values are non-binding, unverified, and were written with heavy use of AI. If you disagree with any of them, you're wrong. AI is never wrong. If you disagree, you're coping.